paw patrol?? back in my day, we had blue’s clues.. and the dogs weren’t cops!!
3840293843293-deactivated202211:
i go back in time and show mary shelley a box of franken berry cereal and she is so thrilled by it that she kisses me on the lips
sometimes i think about how constellations are an entirely man-made construct and don’t actually exhist inherently in nature. i mean, the universe just gave us stars, and we saw art and myths and stories in them. the capacity that humans have for seeing purpose in the incidental makes me realize just how lonely we are on this planet, desperately searching for meaning elsewhere in the universe.
kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:
it’s 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance’s new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos’ assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.
oh what a life
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.
Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.
You can hug your friends.
You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.
And so will you.
LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST
Or do both for twice the punch!
Naiha: You can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Xaver.
Bane: Not everyone likes Xaver, though.
Naiha: Who doesn’t like him?
Bane: No one, I just–
Naiha: I need names, Bane.
also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell
deadpsalmistsociety-deactivated:
hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why the fuck are we horny for elves
my primary goal is to have a calico cat and a sunlit kitchen
AND THEN ACT LIKE I DONT KNOW NOBODAAY
AH AH AH
people are saying everything is a love language nowadays. and they right. love is in everything u fucking geniuses
no offense to me or anything but what the fuck am i actually doing